January 2011
77 posts
This made me giggle :]
Dude #1: Yo Im Hungary.
Dude #2: why don't you Czech the fridge?
Dude #1: ok Im Russian to the kitchen
Dude #2: hmm maybe you'll find some Turkey
Dude #1: Yeah I have some but its covered in a layer of Greece. YUCK!
Dude #2: Ew man there is Norway you are eating that.
Dude #1: Yeah I know I think Ill just settle for a can of Chile
Dude #2: Denmark your name on the can
Dude #1: Kenya do it for me please?
Dude #2: Ok, Im Ghana do it.
Dude #1: Thanks man Im so tired, Iran 2 kilometers today.
WatchNoah is a blue waffle.
Becoming a vegetarian was my first official act of...
Nobody else in my family cuts meat out of their diets. When I went to family gatherings, meat was the main dish. In a lot of cases, meat was somehow included in every dish. Except for salad and dessert, of course. By choosing not to eat meat (under the pretense that I felt bad for animals), I made all of my family members (and some of my friends) miserable. Every time we had a special gathering,...
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I would love to fuck you in the back seat of my...
*Bass, not base.
I’m afraid that this won’t be possible, especially since I don’t know your name. O_o
Unleash your curiosity
I hate Long Island.
And massive amounts of snow.
And shovels.
And my brother, mainly because I couldn’t pay him to do my shoveling this time
Cuz he had a fever
And apparently he’s all better now that I finished shoveling…
s0hot asked: Oh ally, you look adorable in your sidebar picture :D
oohaidere replied to your photo:Marijuana soda?? Bud in a bottle?? Is this…too…
heheehe
This is almost as genius as THC inhalers…
But anyway…I texted you. Am I still meeting you in the city/Astoria tomorrow? :D
AM Shirt Co.!: Party Time! →
amshirtco:
In the process of creating the facebook event for the Am Shirt co. White T Release Party! Tickets pricing will be as follows:
$20 for a ticket
$30 for a ticket and a copy of the new shirt!
Very excited about all this, the venue is awesome, the people are awesome, the price is… eh… manageable…
“Special”??
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Do you enjoy pooping?
I don’t see how you get a kick out of asking people sick questions. If you think I don’t know who you are in the first place, you’re clearly an idiot. Just because I won’t talk to you when you’re not anonymous doesn’t make it sound to ask me questions at all. Do you think you’re creative? Because you’re not. Now do me (and all the others you follow...
fr0mheadsunw0rthy replied to your post: fr0mheadsunw0rthy replied to your post: Grrrr… i…
oh i don’t smoke. a cigar for me. i’ve experimented with weed, but i also hate those who abuse alcohol. and yet, i will drink like 4 times a week.
Eh, to each their own. I was targeting that statement exclusively to stoner haters, regardless of their own experience with substance abuse. How could...
fr0mheadsunw0rthy replied to your post: Grrrr…
i take offense to this 5th one. once you’re in college, shit changes.
I didn’t say that I don’t excessively drink. I just don’t like people who choose to abuse alcohol and then turn around to criticize people that abuse…plants…
I am definitely not going to turn into a stoner hater once I go to college.
Grrrr...
I can’t stand PDA. Get. A. Room. Or a closet. Or a cupboard. I don’t care.
I can’t stand girls with miniscule eyebrows. Yes, keep them groomed, but at least leave something on your face so that you don’t look surprised all the time.
I can’t stand when people post on every public forum (especially Facebook) “YOU PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND ME CUZ...
"Oh-na-na, what's my name?"
Every time I turn the radio to z100, that song is playing.
I’ve only heard the beginning of it, so that line is playing over and over and over again in my head.
I would highly appreciate some new music suggestions…
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whose that girl ur talking to on the fone wit? ;)
Hi Renae -.-
Unleash your curiosity
I am not one bit fond of College Board.
They are (partially) responsible for making the next 72 hours of my life absolute hell.
This wouldn’t bother me that much, but then I WAS GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO HOTBOX IN A FREEZER. Not cool bro.
I guess only some of you can relate to this feeling of complete and utter disappointment…
My dick:
Yo’ dick:
booo ya~
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Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a...
This is original…
Unleash your curiosity
I suck at keeping in touch with people.
Then again, if people want to keep in touch with me as well, they’ll know how to find me. I’ll most likely be making some type of effort as well.
‘Tis a two way street.
I really wanted to go on a super epic adventure...
But then I remembered that I have SATs on Saturday
And midterms next week
And I should probably learn from last year that getting shitfaced before midterms is a bad idea.
But then I remember this documentary I watched called “Super High Me” (I highly recommend it for any audience)
and the dude took the SATs while high
and scored higher than when he took them sober
so
HMmmmmm
This is how I feel after a 5 hour nap.
I have a very noticeable mark on my neck ;__;
I think I’m starting to develop a violin hickey. Oh nuuuu~
heyheyheyheyhey, anyone want to marry me on...
facing-reality:
http://facing-reality.tumblr.com/ask
http://facing-reality.tumblr.com/ask
http://facing-reality.tumblr.com/ask
*Preferably a guy….. I repeat, there are creeps.
OH MY GOD Amy I still think this is the most hilarious thing ever. Now I don’t have to be the only one that feels awkward at rehearsals on Sundays~
But seriously, WHO COUNTS? oiadsjfieoian
my favorite black pants
wintergreeen:
caught on a fence hook while i was running down the street and ripped, i was going to wear them tomorz, ieieieie
the rip is on the booty
now i don’t know what to wear tomorrow..
Your face is priceless. Oh no :(
deozzyribonucleicacid replied to your post: deozzyribonucleicacid replied to your photo:When…
I WANT THE ANSWER TO IT
Nevaaaa ^-^
deozzyribonucleicacid replied to your photo:When I need to study for math, I illustrate lame…
lol what are you doing with your life. and I can explain it to you
1) Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to.
2) You tried and failed because you don’t really get it either but you’re trying to help me now. Woopee!
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“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”
– Marin Luther King, Jr.
Happy MLK day!
I had a dream (ha ha get it...cuz it's MLK day?)
My friend lost his burger
So I searched for it
And I found it.
:3
itsshadman asked: I didn't know you knew ozzy. Sweet! You look maaad familiar too. Nice to meet yah! :]
I just discovered my new favorite genre of TV and...
The dramedy. Drama/Comedy. It isn’t some sad, twisted soap opera, and it isn’t some shit show that tells a lot of jokes.
:)
toseeyousmileagain replied to your post:My dad doesn’t trust me to use the LIRR
oh ally, how I love you
Yay I love sharing summer memories :D
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My dad doesn't trust me to use the LIRR
Because once I got really drunk
and took the wrong train
ended up in Babylon at 1-2am
oops
:3
elgatopotasio asked: heyheyheyy! :]
Why must ignorant people blame everything on...
I don’t care if “society is going to look down upon me if I do this,”
or if “I’m not going to do this because society won’t allow it.”
I don’t care if “I’m afraid of getting in trouble because society doesn’t approve,”
or if “I don’t want to see you anymore because society disputes our acquaintance.”
What...
I was gonna post something really awesome and...
And then I forgot it.
